Crone in Chaos Is in the House
Meet the Crone, enter the chaos, and find out why midlife was never going to be handled quietly.
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Before the Chaos Began
A look back at the suspiciously calm years before hormones began moving the furniture around in the dark.
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The Unusual Suspects episode 1
The Crone investigates thyroid disorders as the first “Unusual Suspect,” exposing how closely hyper- and hypothyroidism can mimic the symptoms of peri/menopause.
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I Think I’m Hearing Things
When the Crone hears a question nobody actually asked, she investigates strange sounds, auditory symptoms and yet another unexpected corner of perimenopause.
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Rage Against the Machine
When a simple piece of technology becomes the final tiny insult separating civilized society from a full Crone uprising.
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Perimenopause Pregnancy
Wacky hormones do not automatically mean no babies. An uncomfortable reminder that irregular cycles are not contraception.
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