About

The Crone has entered the chat.

Writer, witness, professional eyebrow-raiser, and reluctant cartographer of the menopausal wasteland.

Who is The Crone?

The Crone is the voice behind Crone in Chaos: a woman with a working smoke alarm, a suspicious relationship with sleep, and a firm belief that “this is just aging” is not a medical plan.

She writes about menopause and perimenopause with humor, sarcasm, research-minded curiosity, and the occasional verbal hex.

What this blog is

  • A place to laugh at the absurdity without minimizing the reality.
  • A place to name symptoms that are too often dismissed.
  • A place to question lazy medical answers.
  • A place for women who are tired, sweaty, furious, and still somehow expected to pack lunches.