About The Crone

Just a childless, married (for now) Crone in my 50s, on HRT trying to make sense of the hormonal nightmare that is the freaking ‘change’. My perimenopause hellscape has been going on for ten years and there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight. It’s been claiming bits of my soul one piece at a time.

But NO MORE!

Why?

Chaos has become my life, just like it is for so many others out there. Nobody wants to talk about the most natural thing in existence and frankly it makes me RAGE. Not hard given the churning cauldron of anarchy within. It’s about time we stopped being persecuted by the system for hurting. You know who I’m talking about. Bad doctors, more females than I care to mention, men, selfish families, inconsiderate work colleagues and society. Traitors the lot of them, but revenge is sweet and it will be OURS! That’s right yours and mine because we Crones need to stick together if the system doesn’t support us. This is a safe space to LEARN and EMBRACE your inner CRONE. WE ARE CRONE.

Disclaimer

I am a Crone not a doctor, or even a witch doctor. If you are suffering (course you are) please see a medical professional (though some may be dismissive see one anyway). Do not try to self-medicate without REAL advice.

Crone in Chaos is a loud little corner of the internet for the exhausted, the overheated, the under-caffeinated, and the wildly unimpressed.

This site is part humor, part survival manual, part rage garden. We talk about menopause, aging, invisible labor, bodies doing weird nonsense, and the suspicious number of things women are expected to endure quietly.