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The Crone In Chaos Privacy Policy
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Crone in Chaos
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Last Updated: August 9, 2026
Crone in Chaos LLC respects your privacy. More importantly, we have no particular interest in knowing who you are, where you went after you left, what you bought last Tuesday, or why you were reading about menopause at 2:00 a.m.
Our approach to privacy is simple: Crone in Chaos does not intentionally collect, sell, rent, or maintain personal information about visitors to this website.
Information We Collect
Crone in Chaos does not require visitors to create an account, provide a name, submit an email address, or otherwise provide personal information simply to read the site.
We do not maintain our own visitor profiles, advertising profiles, or marketing databases based on your use of the website.
Like most websites, our web server may automatically create technical logs when someone visits the site. These logs may contain information such as IP addresses, browser information, requested pages, timestamps, and similar technical information necessary to operate and secure the website.
Server logs are routinely purged on a weekly basis and are not used by Crone in Chaos LLC to create profiles of individual visitors or for marketing purposes.
Third-Party Services
Although Crone in Chaos does not intentionally track visitors, the website uses third-party services that may collect information or use cookies, browser storage, device identifiers, IP addresses, or similar technologies.
Google Ads
Crone in Chaos uses Google advertising services to display advertisements on the website.
Google and its advertising partners may use cookies or other technologies to collect information about visits to this and other websites. Depending on your location, consent choices, browser settings, and Google's practices, this information may be used to provide personalized or non-personalized advertising, measure advertising performance, prevent fraud, and perform related advertising functions.
Information collected by Google is controlled by Google and is subject to Google's own privacy policies and practices. Crone in Chaos LLC does not receive or maintain personally identifiable visitor profiles from Google merely because advertisements appear on this site.
You can learn more about how Google uses information from sites and apps that use its services through Google's privacy and advertising documentation.
Google Fonts
Crone in Chaos may use Google Fonts to display typefaces and maintain the visual appearance of the website.
When fonts or related resources are loaded from Google servers, your browser may communicate directly with Google. As part of that communication, Google may receive technical information such as your IP address, browser information, or other information normally transmitted when requesting an Internet resource.
Crone in Chaos LLC does not control Google's collection or handling of this information.
Cookies and Tracking Technologies
Crone in Chaos LLC does not independently place tracking cookies for the purpose of building visitor profiles.
However, third-party services used by the website, including Google advertising services, may use cookies or similar technologies. The availability and behavior of these technologies may depend on your geographic location, browser settings, consent preferences, and the configuration of the third-party service.
You can generally control or delete cookies through your web browser's privacy settings. Disabling cookies may affect certain website or advertising functionality.
Selling or Sharing Personal Information
Crone in Chaos LLC does not sell personal information.
We also do not maintain a database of visitor personal information for sale, rental, direct marketing, or other commercial distribution.
Third-party advertising providers may process information independently according to their own privacy policies and applicable law.
Analytics
Unless otherwise disclosed on this page, Crone in Chaos does not operate its own visitor analytics or behavioral tracking system.
Basic server logs may be used temporarily for website operation, troubleshooting, security, and abuse prevention before being purged as described above.
Links to Other Websites
Crone in Chaos may contain links to other websites because, occasionally, the Crone believes you should go look at something somewhere else.
We are not responsible for the privacy practices, security, cookies, content, or questionable life choices of third-party websites. Once you leave croneinchaos.com, the privacy policy of the destination website applies.
Children's Privacy
Crone in Chaos is intended for a general adult audience and is not directed toward children under the age of 13.
We do not knowingly collect personal information from children.
Data Security and Retention
Because Crone in Chaos intentionally minimizes the information it collects and retains, our primary privacy strategy is straightforward:
If we don't need it, we don't want to keep it.
Temporary technical server logs are purged weekly as described above. Crone in Chaos does not maintain long-term visitor tracking records or individual visitor profiles through its own systems.
Your Privacy Choices
Because Crone in Chaos does not maintain individual visitor accounts or personal-information profiles, there generally isn't a Crone database containing a dossier about you for us to retrieve, correct, or delete.
Information collected independently by third-party providers is subject to those providers' privacy controls, policies, and applicable legal requirements.
Depending on where you live, you may also have legal rights regarding personal information processed by third parties, including rights concerning access, deletion, correction, or certain uses of personal information.
Changes to This Privacy Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy if the website changes, third-party services change, legal requirements change, or the Crone discovers that someone has invented yet another kind of cookie.
When this policy is updated, the revised date will appear at the top of this page.
Contact
Questions about this Privacy Policy or the privacy practices of Crone in Chaos may be directed to:
Crone in Chaos LLC
Website: croneinchaos.com
The Short Version
Crone doesn't want your data.
We don't intentionally collect it.
We don't build profiles about you.
We don't sell it.
We don't keep our server logs beyond their weekly purge cycle.
Google Ads and Google Fonts are third-party services used by the site, and those services may collect or process information according to Google's own policies.
Beyond that, read the blog, laugh at the chaos, and carry on.
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